15 dumbest things said at job interviews

1. Q: Why did you leave your last job?
A: “I have a problem with authority.”

2. Q: What are your hobbies and interests?
A: [He said] ‘Well, as you can see, I’m a young, virile man and I’m single — if you ladies know what I’m saying.’ Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, ‘I particularly like blondes.’”

3&4. Q: Do you have any questions?
A: “Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go.”
A: “If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?”

5.  Q: Why should we hire you?
A: “I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time.”

6. Q: Why are you leaving your current job?
A: “Because I (expletive) my pants every time I enter the building.”

7. Q: Why are you looking for a job?
A: “Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job.”

8. Q: Why do you want to work for us?
A: “Just for the benefits.”

9. Q: What are your assets? (as in strengths)
A: “Well, I do own a bike.”

10. Q: What are your weaknesses?
A: “I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you.”

11. Q: When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
A: “Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that.”

12. Q: Use three adjectives to describe yourself
A: “I hate questions like this.”

13. Q: Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it
A: “I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement.”

14. Q: Have you submitted your two weeks’ notice to your current employer?
A: “What is two weeks’ notice? I’ve never quit a job before, I’ve always been fired.”

15. Q: Random responses
A: “May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night.”